09 July, 2007

curious searches

hmmm...apparently someone got a hit on my blog when searching for "how to mastrubate on vacation".

first, thanks go to andres carl sena, for allowing this to be.

second, why would going on vacation make mastrubation any more challenging? is there something i don't know?


Keifus said...

Depends on whether you vacation alone.

(Don't ask me about business trips.)

Grant Miller said...

Well, if you're like me - you need a lot of time and open space to do it well.

twiffer said...

keif: have people never heard of showers?

grant: i didn't really need to know that. just tell me gerbils are in no way involved.